My life would be better

If I didn’t stalk my ex on Tweeter.

Such are the things I do when I’m bored.

Instead of processing film

Writing a novel

Painting a gigantic mural

I choose to indulge petty predispositions.

Why isn’t anybody taking

ME

On a road trip?

This is a stupid question.

I should ask:

Why don’t I know anybody

I would go on a road trip with?

I have lived too long

Not to be picky

When it comes to traveling companions.

I feel like an old cat lady

Craving a solitary bike ride

Over the Williamsburg bridge.