Sorry for cutting you off like that.

You asked me

if you’d just seen me

at the opening.

Well, you hadn’t.

Which turned your question

into a lame pick-up line.

But as a matter of fact

in an alternate universe

we have indeed just met at the opening.

In that universe

it would have been nice 

to see your smile again

and I wouldn’t have shown you

my famous evil face.

Now I’m looking at you over my shoulder

wondering if you’ll say something else.

But you won’t. 

You’ll board the F

and I will never see you again.