I have been a bad girl

or rather just the opposite.

My cheeks need to glow from time to time.

It’s a good thing that nobody really reads my words

so my sex life is only between you and me.

Which can’t be said about my ex’s tweets,

so when he does drugs with her 

(or worse)

everybody knows.

I never thought of him as an exhibitionist

but so many things exist

outside my field of awareness.

Did you know that fungi invented the internet?

thanks to them plants can spy on other plants.

They do exactly what we do.