Every woman

Should get a tattoo

On her right hand,

(Maybe a baby seal

about to be clubbed to death?)

To remind herself

NEVER to sleep

With somebody

Out of pity.

If she does

Sleep with him/her

Ignoring the advice 

Of Norwegian elves

She’ll remember about it

All through a relationship.

Maybe she will

Fall in love with him/her

Things will be good,

Even great,

For a while.

And when they are no more,

All the way through the end,

When people regret

Things not done

Like never making Naan,

She’ll bitterly regret that most 

Shameful

Dishonest

Kindness.